I am taking a break from the heinousness of doing my wedding invites to complain about the heinousness of doing my wedding invites. For any of you contemplating on getting married do yourselves a favor and elope. The mad detail of the invitation process is excruciating. So many pieces to put together. I decided to run labels which I must have checked a million times and still found typos - I apologize in advance. I am really hoping that people just glance at the outer envelope, rip it open and just throw it away.
I am sealing the envelopes now and cannot help but think of poor Susan from Seinfeld who perished licking her cheap wedding invite envelopes.
RIP Susan, I am using a moist sponge.